Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?

“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “

by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Kill Wall

A wall of empty beer cans.

The guy's an alcoholic, and his house is a mess, but his kill wall really brings the room together.

by MilwaukeeKiaEnthusiast August 24, 2021

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

Trust Kill

n. when two consenting people kill each other in a way that is predetermined. It's like committing suicide but having someone else do it and you do it to them simultaneously.

Reagan: I don't think we're going to get this job, Trevor.

Trevor: Fuck it. Let's just do a trust kill.

by T-Floss May 18, 2012