hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

Hope Harding

Hope Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding. Hope was born in June of 2016. Hope is a German Shepherd/ Pitbull mix, (also known as a German Sheppit).

1: Who is Hope Harding?
2: Hope Harding is the best dog in the world, duh!

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.

You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.

by Just Garlic February 25, 2024

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out

clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!

by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024