golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Golden torso

When a guy has a fake six pack, made by steroids or drugs. So when girls say golden torso, it’s actually extremely offensive to a guy.

Almost as much as calling a guy prick

Girl: he has such a golden torso
Boy: you know that means his abs are faker than your lips right?

by uglywhitegirl_2019 June 29, 2018

Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket

by issaseccret July 14, 2018

Golden Globes

A shit plant(sewage treatment) located in Dundalk, MD off of the back river.

Did you see the golden globes last night?

by Real-Time July 27, 2018

Golden Boi

The typical sexy young Blonde gay guy that gets all the action at bars and book stores. A very popular "Twinkie" or "Twink".

Well, hell! I wont score tonight, Golden Boi Ronny is out and around getting all the action.

by Like a bad Penny July 28, 2018

Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.

It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!

by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018