Duck Fuck

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.

"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

Duck division

The best crew ever!

7he Duck Division is c00l!

by King Doctor July 12, 2024

Duck Master

The Master or leader of a duck hunting trip.

Well what the DUCK MASTER says goes.

by DuckMaster15 December 24, 2024

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015

Duck Dude moment

The act of being a former youtube star who died on the western front in 1654 known mainly for his large use of discord, as well as his bitter rivalry with DukeOfCheese, who betrayed him for the French Army in the October Revolution.

Damn, that's a bit of a duck dude moment

by genghis_khan May 29, 2022

Gooey Duck

A duck that was came on by a group of 13 and 1/2 men. At least 3 midgets.

Hey! Is that a gooey duck?! Let me taste!

by Guy Man Dude Bro November 13, 2020