A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

Dad

A dad who needs those it’s 2022 or who even has them nowadays we all got the issues instead

“How’s your dad” “which one”

by Maya Normus Bhut November 17, 2022

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022