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ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you
CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"
by syndey12345 June 10, 2022
mugGet the ur dadmug.

dad

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"
by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022
mugGet the dadmug.

DAD

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019
mugGet the DADmug.

Dad

by :)()()()()() December 7, 2017
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 18, 2022
mugGet the Dad kneesmug.

My dad's asscrack

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack
by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
mugGet the My dad's asscrackmug.

Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive
by ppsuccser September 26, 2020
mugGet the Dadmug.

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