Dick Cheese

A slang word amunst Plumbers discribing a white, or yellow substance found in the P-trap and the drain outlet of A often used urinal due to Calcium build up from urine, and is often the primary cause to urinal stoppages.

That Dick Cheese stinks!

by Plumb Man April 6, 2019

hit the cheese

Achieve something that both humiliates and impresses the target audiences

Jacob hit the cheese when he shot the apple off of Noah’s head.

by 420redbox April 8, 2019

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.

Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

Kareem Cheese

A kareem cheese is a little dweeb/ mamas boy/ bitch. They like pokemon dragons and books. If you see one do everything you can to destroy what little of thier brain is left.

Chad the alpha- Gimme your lunch money kareem cheese ass bitch!!
Kareem- No please my mom will be mad!
Chad- No she wont I was talking to her LAST NIGHT!!

by EPICDICKTIONARY March 12, 2019

Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

by Flesh daddy May 3, 2019