Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 21, 2018

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022

Can I frock?

Frocker

Can I frock?

by Rexus Solextra December 05, 2024

Canned Chili

A food that is both easy to prepare and super delicious.

I love canned chili

by nilethe146 August 17, 2018

fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 02, 2024

An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"

An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"

An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022