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Brainage

When Anonymous persons brain is superior and answers not 1 but 2 questions right
Anonymous person: wow I answered 2 whole questions I have brainage
by Anonymous person(Everett) December 4, 2021
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Brain-dead

When you overwork yourself and you can’t focus on anything. Like your head is full of cotton and you’re also tired.
I studied all night and now i’m a bit brain-dead.
by Rando315 December 23, 2021
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Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born
by BrainProwler January 2, 2022
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Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).
Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3
by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022
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BRAINCELLS

I LOST TEN BRAINCELLS
by anonymous January 21, 2022
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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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