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Tom Bird 

The Worst Sort of Tom Ever Created.
Bry: Look its Tom Bird
Bet: Shit! Run!
Bry: He'll go out with you and cheat on you
Bet: RUN!!!
Tom Bird by thetruthdoctorha March 27, 2012
Related Words

Beat The Bird 

Verb. To masturbate. Play with yourself
That girl was suck a dick tease that i had to beat the bird after i dropped her off.
Beat The Bird by Cyncht September 28, 2008

Lost my Bird 

Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.
Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.

Mama-Bird 

The sexual act of a woman thrusting her tongue into the back of a man's throat while kissing. This causes the man to vomit into the skank's mouth, at which point she climaxes into euphoria and is no longer hungry.
Jill was such an aggresive kisser that I Mama-Birded right into her mouth. She fucking loved it!
Mama-Bird by Brigham Young Jr. October 28, 2010

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit 

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird
Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny

Full Bird Colonel 

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings
I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.