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Washington Windpipe

A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.
Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense
by Tom Munro April 21, 2023
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Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023
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Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
by GSI apples July 28, 2023
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washee washee

the way of making fun of japanese people. as chinese people are made fun of by ching chong
Hobo 2: Yo let’s go to that restaurant

Hobo 1: Nah man i heard there are a bunch of washee washees in there

Hobo 2: racist
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2023
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Washington

It must be nice to have him on your side

It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Every action has an equal opposite reaction
Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions
Try not to crack under the stress, we're breaking down like fractions
We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions
I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion
The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion
Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration
As Wall Street robs 'em blind in search of chips to cash in
This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task
Somebody give me some dirt on his vacuous mask
So we can, at last, unmask him
I'll pull the trigger on him, someone load the gun and cock it
While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
Look back at the Bill of Rights (Which I wrote!)
The ink hasn't dried
It must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
So he's doubled the size of the government
Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous government size?
Look in his eyes
See how he lies
Follow the scent of his enterprise
Centralizing national credit and making American credit competitive
If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it
I have to resign
Somebody has to stand up for the South
Well, somebody has to stand up to his mouth
If there's a fire you're trying to douse
You can't put it out from inside the house
I'm in the cabinet, I am complicit
And watching and grabbing the power and kiss it
If Washington isn't gon' listen to disciplined dissidents
This is the difference, this kid is out
Oh! This immigrant isn't somebody we chose
Oh! This immigrant's keeping us all on our toes
Oh! Let's show these Federalists what they're up against
Oh! Southern motherfucking Democratic-Republicans
Oh! Now follow the money and see where it goes
Oh! Because every second, the treasury grows
Oh! If we follow the money and see where it leads
Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of Hamilton's misdeeds
It must be nice, it must be nice
Follow the money and see where it goes
It must be nice, it must be nice
The emperor has no clothes
We won't be invisible
We won't be denied
Still, it must be nice, it must be nice
To have Washington on your side
by Shrek the Justin August 10, 2023
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washimp

When you cannot find something/ someone has taken something without asking
Did you take my toothbrush? You’re such a washimp!
by dictionarycom September 3, 2023
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washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off
come on kane dont be a washed bitch
by yew2227 July 10, 2024
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