turd

Bryce Jacobs

Oh my gawd, he is such a Turd

by pseudonym-Bryce Jacobs July 18, 2017

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

tardulon

The tardulon is an extremely retarded tard. They are worse than a regular tard and possess extra tardy features.

The tardulon broke the door of the class down, leaving a trail of piss in its wake

by Tard guard August 12, 2017

tarducky

The Italian stallion that loves the duck face selfies, going to the beach to show off his rockin bod, and playing lacrosse with his Bros. Would give his left nut to be on the hit series Jersey shore.

Bro you take so many selfies you're such a tarducky.

by Iceyhott August 25, 2017

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

turd

a big fat jerk

he is such a turd

by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018