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Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America

by anonymous November 27, 2020

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East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020

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The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021

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The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

by Bubba A July 25, 2021

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