Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

by groady280 August 7, 2017

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

shit wake

When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.

you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.

"woo wee! you got a mega shit wake happening dude!"

by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011

chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof

Yo Eneida chimney this shit.

by TheSlayinMonkey May 16, 2018

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017