one time

a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you

1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"

by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008

hole in one

When a guy is getting a bj and right before nutting he pulls out, backs away and tries to make his load right in the chicks mouth. If he makes the shot without coming up short or going long then it's a hole in one.

Hey Drew, Katy and I hung out last night and i made a hole in one.

by AJoseph May 14, 2008

Old One

A beer that has been sitting open for hours, warm, old, and stale.

"Oh gross, I think I just drank an old one".

by the_me November 4, 2012

one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.

The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.

by c[B] March 12, 2004

one and a half

To only have one and a half testicales

hipmo hehe

Mr Mallinson has one and a half

by hipmo August 7, 2007

Do one

Go out and get cunted (see cunted).

I've just been paid, lets go out and fucking do one!!!

by Timmeh October 8, 2003

one stoppers

Really just a NYC thing.

It's when an idiot rides the metro (either subway or bus) for just one stop. They paid $2.25 worth of fare to skip out on walking a few blocs.

A: I hate one stoppers. He paid two twenty-five to not walk two blocs? -_-

by french.chatte January 15, 2011