Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

tree trott

a European person who does controversial things on the internet.

Hey, did you see that new Tiktoker? He's such a tree trott.

by smthboutyou August 22, 2024

Tree

Steven Kent

You seen Tree around?
Guy: Nah boy he probs up on WoW init

by James*~*~*~*~ October 17, 2008

Tree Man

A tree man is someone who has the surname Tree or Plant

You're such a Tree Man!

by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Tree Nutz

Pretty much a ultimate badass, Can't be beat by nobody, or that he will admit to. Most people with this nickname are from Texas or some other kinda badass state.

DUDE, he's such a Tree Nutz!! God damn he's a Tree Nutz!

by goodguy522 February 4, 2010