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John Lennon

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it
John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!
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Papa John

A racist that makes bad food.
That Papa John we have for a lunch lady needs to get out with that racist, nasty chicken nug nug makin ass.
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John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p
haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)
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Father John

A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)
"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"
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John Dolan

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.
I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan
by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009
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n john

N John is a pedophile/rapist that comes for any kids that decided to skip school without a valid reason. He is a big brolic African-American with several tattoos. His head is shaved and cares not for anyone over the age of 16.
N John came for my little joey after he skipped school for his new video game.
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John Lee

A name used to around 50% of the Chinese population. A very common name to the Chinese that lives in a small village on a farm with a 2 rice fields and 3 tractors. Then later goes in a 1st world country where he is later bullied because there are 50 people in his school also named John Lee
You: Hey John Lee
John #1: Hey
John #2: Hi!
John #3: Whats up?
John #4: Ching chong
John #5: I can't see
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