Ur mother

A giant Woman figure that has birthed you that is normally a large size.

That cow looks like Ur mother eating pizza.

by Ur mom eating pizza June 23, 2022

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

Ur brother a mother

You thought ur sister a mister was bad

Carl: ur sister a mister
Ralph:Ur brother a mother
World: implodes

by Patricia.salad May 11, 2018

Mothers

Deciders of whether or not life has any value.

Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it

NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Goddesskr December 12, 2018

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Ur mother

If someone is insulting you and you don’t know what to say just say ur mother,it has some advantages such as:
Insulting the person
Emotional damage
Etc…

Blud1:fuck you
Blud2:ur mother
Blud1: :(

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023