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Your mother

A person female who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partnerand the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner and the cycle continues.
Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.
your mother is a hoe
by Mineblox3376 March 16, 2022
mugGet the Your mothermug.

Mother Freaken

You stoled my candy you mother freaken thife.
by mallwest16 November 6, 2014
mugGet the Mother Freakenmug.

mother fucdger

when you try to say mother fucker and see your parents or teachers and try to mix it with fudge but you do it late and end up with this
Teacher: you got a F Michael

Michael: MOTHER FUC*remembers he's in a class room* MOTHER FUCDGER
Teacher: what?
mugGet the mother fucdgermug.

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much
Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.
mugGet the mother fucking lick screwdrivermug.

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent
Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
mugGet the Your Mothermug.

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