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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Master 10

Space rocket with cutting-edge technology. It consists of 5 NASA fuel tanks equipped with last generation thrusters. It's first test launch was a success despite landing on the roof and falling to the ground. The emergency teams responded rapidly picking up the spaceship's captain while everything was broadcasted live on the local TV channel "Master TV". After its first test, a second launch was made with the objective of reaching solarsystem_v2, but it failed because the rocket collided with the sky and fell to the ground. His captain ejected but the parachute system failed to open when he had already hit the ground at high speed. Despite such an accident, the captain survived.
Elon Musk: The reason why SpaceX exists today is the Master 10.
by Aftokinito May 14, 2018
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Masterbaint

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.
Let me "masterbaint" your taint.
by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018
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Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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Master Bitch

A women working as a receptionist at an animal hospital. With the initials MB
Oh No! Here comes Master Bitch! LOL
by Hiccup_1 October 2, 2018
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Masterbayta

Someone who gets alot of "baytas" (betas)
Oh that danny boi is a proper masterbayta
by urmumgotnginx October 15, 2018
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Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.
My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"
by Beatsilver October 19, 2018
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