Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.

jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.

by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025

Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob

To deny something in terms of permission or just facts and what happened or something is what jacobing it is so thats what it means to jacob something

He asked me if he can have permission to operate my car but I jacobed it and another example is a man at the bar asked me if I drank his beer but I jacobed it and you jacob things if you have to jacob things

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed

who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got

by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024

Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.

That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!

by nickerballz August 8, 2024

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024