This man patrols the dusty streets of Bussytown where all holes quiver in fear.
Hardcore Harry wears a sheriff badge forged from steel mesh and carries enough
raw aura to make
people surrender their bussys instantly.
Legend says when his boots hit the pavement, cheeks clench county-wide.
No outlaw is safe. No bussy sleeps peacefully.
By his side stands The Chief of Holes, Bareback
Barry. The most feared right-hand man in the county.
Together they’ve turned Bussytown into a lawless wasteland of trembling cowboys and shattered holes.
Present him with respect, a nice cheeseburger, and a reinforced bad dragon, because once Hardcore Harry rides into town, somebody’s walking bowlegged back home.