happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

happy caterpillar

When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin

Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!

by Hfjddhbsisksms January 10, 2025

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

After Ever Happy

4th film in the after series.

Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!

by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 7, 2022

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019

Happy Street

When a guy has hair from his chest to balls

Do you have a happy trial or a happy street?

by Its.a.pawty January 30, 2023

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019