Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

happy

you being exited

im so happy

by scott scummer June 11, 2018

happiness

marks smile

"why are you so happy?"
"marks smile defines happiness thats why bitch."

by merkiplier April 23, 2021

happy

The feeling you get when you're drunk, it's late at night and you listen to 'What A Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong

Jack: "Don't be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"

James: "You and I both know that the only thing that can make me happy right now is some good old Louis Armstrong"

by Short Stuff 420 March 15, 2020

happy

Something I will never be.

happy? whats that?

by tomato milk May 19, 2020

happy

"happy" in this context means you have a wank during an activity or action

Tom had a happy walk today.

by some gang shit November 15, 2025

Happy

Something you are not.

person: U happy?
you: Yea am happy*cries from the inside*

by Anonymous_Fapper June 11, 2021