Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

Your Dad by The Generic One May 19, 2022

where dad went 

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

where dad went by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

Ur dad 

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

Ur dad by anonymous May 25, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

your dad by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

Your dad by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Deadbeat Dad 

Clinton Hale

Clinton hale refuses to contribute to his child and refuses to see his child because he is a deadbeat dad and only lives for himself.

Deadbeat Dad by Cwh June 9, 2022

ur dad 

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

ur dad by syndey12345 June 10, 2022