half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

quote can

In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.

"You had me at hello!" *kick the quote can*

by -Matthew- July 5, 2007

Garbage can

If men are trash... then doesn’t that make you a garbage can?

Hym “I’m not trash. The niggas you fuck is trash. Which makes you a garage can. Where does trash go? Inside the garbage can. That’s you. Garbage can. Stop fucking trash.”

by Hym Iam October 30, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024