Human Beer Bong 

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

Human Beer Bong by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

Emotional beer goggles 

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

Emotional beer goggles by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

Crotch Beer by phroot February 3, 2014

cyber beer chug 

You record yourself chugging a beer and nominate three other people to do the same. You tag them in your FB status (serves as the invite) the people you tag must do the same.

cyber beer chug

I was tagged in Erica's video upload of her chugging a beer. She would say something like "I would like to thank Alyssa (girl she was invited by) for the nomination and I am looking forward to seeing this chain continue. I nominate: (tag three friends) .... Good luck my friends and cheers!!

cyber beer Chug

cyber beer chug by Student- Social Media Major March 7, 2014

titties & beer 

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

titties & beer by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

Root Beer Float 

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam

Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.

Root Beer Float by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014

walking beer 

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)

Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.

walking beer by AnnaBanana1018 March 8, 2015