soggy sock

it is a slang expressing shock or disgust about something. it is a child friendly term and can be used by kids instead of using vulgur slangs like "wtf" or gen alpha slangs like "what the skibidi".

"Tillie what in the soggy sock did you do to my dress?"
"Sora: That rap part was such a soggy sock, who considers it as art."

by miz-pookie December 15, 2024

Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.

"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?

by Shusky Canine May 24, 2023

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Cunt sock

Someone with extreme doucheyness that surpasses the use of douche bag

When chad got in a fight with a child he was then known as the town cunt sock.

by KOGRBL October 29, 2025

Sock

Acronym/ Some Other Cunts Kid

When dating a single mother; refers to any offspring she has from previous relationships

Sorry I can't play golf today, I've got to take the sock to his soccer game

by SteveCoastNZL September 10, 2016

White sock black sock

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on

by Dadontayte April 27, 2021

Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 18, 2019