Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"

When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.

by Lei Feng August 24, 2021

Twitter

If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app

Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!

by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.

Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic

by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021

Twitter

Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.

"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"

by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021

Twittevangelist

A person using the power of a tweet to spread their version of religion

You are nothing but a Twittevangelist with your article about how Thanksgiving is actually a Catholic tradition.

by Gohogsgirl November 23, 2021