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Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
mugGet the Turd maxxingmug.

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
mugGet the Turd Fergusonmug.

soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024
mugGet the soggy turd in the mudmug.

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
mugGet the turds and breezemug.

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
mugGet the turd in a christmas cakemug.

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!
by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024
mugGet the Cat turdmug.

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 8, 2015
mugGet the Miracle turdmug.

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