Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.
Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.
by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017
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Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019
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lucky turd monkey

he is a lucky turd monkey
by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
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turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 03, 2022
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