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The Overlord Days 

Those days when you wake up in the morning and feel like you control the universe.
The Overlord Days occurred to Joe last week, when he hit me with a stick and yelled for some more coffee.

the ostrich dance 

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.

The Olde Bailey 

Drawing eyes on a girls chin, hanging them upside down and receiving oral sex
"I can't get this sharpie of my face from that The Olde Bailey last night"
"Oh shit, my parents walked in on me getting a The Olde Bailey last night"
The Olde Bailey by davidfurr December 26, 2013

the orgasmic touch 

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.
Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

The Old Man Jack 

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

The other stranger 

To masturbate after sitting with one's knees higher than the pelvis to cause numbness in the genitals. Gives the sensation of jerking off someone else.
There were no takers at the bathhouse, so I sat on a box, feet flat to the floor and waited for my junk to fall asleep so I could enjoy the other stranger.