Take you down to Chinatown 

To offer another an evening of heroin and gay sex.

As he tapped his foot under the wall of the neighboring stall, Jeff quietly whispered "I would like to Take you down to Chinatown".

Take you down to Chinatown by Billy Shakespeare December 20, 2008

wake and take 

waking up and listening to Taking Back Sunday first thing

this morning i decided to wake and take and then i put the definition in urban dictionary.

wake and take by weirdhat92 November 16, 2010

Take a coat of paint off his ass 

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

Take a coat of paint off his ass by Slash September 17, 2003

Double Take

When your MySpace picture is the same as your Facebook picture.

I was so confused, should I comment the MySpace picture or should I comment the Facebook picture, it was mammoth Double Take.

Double Take by Cahara March 2, 2009

Take-Away 

Basically, if you want to say that you've eaten out a girl, instead you can say that you went for a take-away (ie. you ate out)

Alternatively you can use the phrase socks

So...Andy...What did you get up to?
I went for a take-away!
Whoa whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!

Take-Away by Andy June 19, 2004

Take a rain check 

The state of mind 1 second before ejaculating on her in a standing position, when you really really have to go pee and still want to finish your job . Result is always uncertain.

I didn't really take a rain check and peed on her instead.

Take a rain check by bsadakhc June 19, 2019

double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop

Now thats a sick bastard!!

double take by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005