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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water
I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.
We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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Coca leaf Vs Monster

A individual leaf that is much stronger than the average coca leaf.
To use coca leaf Vs monster the sentence originates from “Coca leaf is like sprite, this leaf is like MONSTER!
by Elijahthebro March 11, 2024
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024
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the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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