jake spicer

a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time

"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"

by Unicornilieus_69 October 29, 2015

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Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021

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Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

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A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018

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