Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable

Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob

by SexySwag January 11, 2022

Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."

DAMN THATS A JACOB

by anonymous October 21, 2020

jacob

a fucking whore.

jacob: HOLA COMO ESTAS

by lydiot mclesb January 16, 2022

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

jacob lawlor

best person ever everyone loves jacob

OMG!! he is so Jacob lawlor

by suck my anus whole face November 13, 2016

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob

A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.

“Oh that Jacob is so fine🏈😍”

by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021