i like beans

A phrase that is shouted during a slight moment of madness or perhaps to bring a swift end to an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Dude I slept with your girlfriend, I'm sorry man."

Guy 2: ..........

Guy 1: "I LIKE BEANS!"
by Dr Bean September 24, 2006
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Cool Beans Yo

To show enthusiasm, happiness, (something else from saying 'sweet action' or 'cool')
-I got a 22 foot t.v. yesterday!
-- COOL BEANS YO!
by BillfromSeattle July 28, 2005
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Waffles n Beans

"Das Waffles n Beans Blud!"
by Unknown D May 29, 2007
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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi March 25, 2018
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chill your beans

person1- i'm gonna fuck you up biatch
person2- wow man, chill your beans
by mason February 04, 2004
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Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)
She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco
by Jake March 26, 2004
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I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
by ZDK October 26, 2008
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