IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025

Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.

Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!

by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

Don't have a Bill

When the majority of your club is better than you so you have a tempertantrum and boot them on tap sports baseball 2020.

Don't have a Bill man

by Illmatic1978 December 17, 2020

Do you have any stuff

"Do you have any stuff" Is another word for do you have any drugs but you can say that so the Garda won't suspect you're trying to get some of the good stuff 👌

"Here bRo do you have any stuff there for me? "

by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018