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One Eyed Twat Hammer

Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
One Eyed Twat Hammer by Bloke A! October 23, 2009
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Testical Eyes 

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals
Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.
Testical Eyes by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Tarantula eyes 

When a person applies so many layers of mascara that their eyelashes become thick and separated and resemble tarantula legs.
"holy crap, dude. I took out this chick the other night and when she opened her front door, I jumped back cuz i thought she had spiders on her face... Tarantula eyes
Tarantula eyes by holz68 August 3, 2010
Photokeratitis or ultraviolet keratitis is a painful eye condition, caused by exposure of insufficiently protected eyes to the ultraviolet (UV) rays from either natural or artificial sources. Photokeratitis is akin to a sunburn of the cornea and conjunctiva, and is not usually noticed until several hours after exposure. Symptoms include increased tears, a feeling of gritty pain in the eyes.

The injury may be prevented by wearing eye protection that blocks most of the ultraviolet radiation, such as welding goggles with the proper filters, a welder's helmet, sunglasses rated for sufficient UV protection, or appropriate snow goggles. The condition is usually managed by removal from the source of ultraviolet, covering the corneas, and administration of pain relief.
timmy: whats up dude

tom: ive got arc eye, it hurts soooooo bad
arc eye by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010

camel eye 

A hybrid of camel toe and japs=eye. When a males japseye is protruding like that of a females cameltoe.
OMG, look at Iain, he has camel eye
camel eye by Securiteeeeeeee November 22, 2011

Brock eyes 

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
Brock eyes by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013