Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.
by Ethan Bonner December 16, 2019
The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.
by HyperTank34 April 05, 2017
“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
by amkh October 13, 2021
by tatap360 March 08, 2023
Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
by missnalyss February 15, 2022
He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.
by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019