When a girl performs a Houdini-like act in the bedroom on someone she hates. Before one last round of sex, she politely excuses herself to the restroom and proceeds to give herself an enema with water and instead of draining the liquid, she holds it in. She then proceeds to brag about "being a sqirter" and proceeds to ride the lucky man's face. As he continues to eat her pussy, she fakes a climax and proceeds to shit the liquid into his mouth.
Dennis: "Hey Michael why the sour look on your face man?"
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
by McChopper October 16, 2019
Get the Dirty Kylie mug.When a group of friends have a party and someone falls asleep, they place grapes into the sleeping friends ass and wait for them to rocket the grapes out when they fart. A dirty grace is when the grapes are flying.
by Sfaiangel June 11, 2019
Get the dirty grace mug.One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.
At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
Get the Dirty Englishman mug.When you pull your dick out of a girl's ass(or guys) and the tip of your dick is dirty. Since the tip of your dick looks like Darth Vador's helmet, it is hence called a "Dirty Darth."
Guy1: So did you get some analriffic action last night?
Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.
Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.
by JordanRichter September 14, 2006
Get the dirty darth mug.The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.
- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"
by jorgetheke June 21, 2010
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Get the dirty gerard mug.The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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