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The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.
- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"
by jorgetheke June 17, 2010
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