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My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16
My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever
by The teen parent May 21, 2021
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Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group
Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.
by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021
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dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.
kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never
by tay08tay08 March 6, 2022
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im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him
im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!
by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019
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Stephens dad

by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022
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Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK
by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020
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fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
by arkenbarben September 23, 2020
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