mother

Girl or woman who gave birth to a child or more children.

My mother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Ur brother a mother

The worst thing to be said in human existence. Say this after some says ur sister mister.

Carl: ur mom gay
Dylan: ur day lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Dylan: ur sister mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

by Ur brother has cildtrn May 11, 2018

Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

by on-on April 22, 2012

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021