Fart Router

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

pee fart

when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole

“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”

by Pee fart creator May 22, 2021

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014