will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Kill med

When you are trying to write, "Kill me", but don't want to sound suicidal.

Person 1: *Types in journal* "Kill me".
Person 1: That sounds suicidal, should change.
Person 1: *Adds d*
Person 2: Ahh thank god you only want to kill meds
Person 1: hehehehe he will never know

by SoulTurdalator July 21, 2023

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Dan Kills

Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.

Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"

by Nawsayn August 17, 2023

Killing a bat

When u murder a live animal that (flies around a night)a black/brownish color BAT

I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)

by Tinie001 August 17, 2023

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023

Killed by a pixel

When you get killed by someone super far away in a battle royale/Battlefield-style game. Very often they are so far away that they appear to be nothing more than a pixel, hence the phrase 'killed by a pixel'.

*Player dies by someone incredibly far away*
Player: "Great, killed by a pixel again."

by suburban__dictionary September 12, 2023