Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.

Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.

by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022

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EA dick

Used in sex,
As you're about to cum, pull out and tell him/her "you need to purchase the season pass for the full experience"

"Jenny was OK, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol' EA dick"

by holupsumfinna October 4, 2016

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Think Dick

To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!

After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.

by grantrubyn September 10, 2010

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Bunchy dick

When the dick (a man's front butt) becomes uncomfortably bunchy (wadded up and/or tucked into itself or other). Annoying, and often painful.

I was wearing a pair of 1 piece pajamas. That shit gave me bunchy dick!

by Melissameow June 10, 2016

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Dick Latch

That sorry mother fucker of a co-worker that's always trying to suck management's big black cock to get ahead at your shitty ass paying job.

Look at her. She's always dick latching onto very supervisor. What a twat.

by CraveMan89 May 9, 2016

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dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

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