Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015

Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.

“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.

by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Clown beef

When someone is starting beef with someone else that is irrelevant.

Janessa: " Alexis got mad at me because we were wearing the same shirt at a party last night."
Danielle: "That's some clown beef."

by kiwilover666.69 May 17, 2018

all beef and no broth

Refers to guys with big dicks but low sperm counts

He can't get his girl pregnant because he's all beef and no broth.

by 1HNIC$ March 11, 2017

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams

Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken

by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022