eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

Jacket tits

A woman who looks like she has big tits but in reality it's all jacket. It's an optical illusion her small tits are made to look big because of her jacket.

Who's she kiddin they're jacket tits.

by Motherchuckler September 12, 2014

Ghetto Tits

Where the word Ghetto meets the saying "It's the tits" and becomes an insult.

Hey Ghetto Tits, how's it going? Just kidding I don't give a fuck.

by Notsoprostitute August 17, 2015

Caramel tits

Caramel tits is when you ask a gal for pictures of her tits smeared with whipped cream but shes out of whipped cream so she sends you a picture of caramel smeared on her tits with the name Caramel Tits.

You:Hay random girl can you give me some caramel tits?
Girl: Fuck it sure!

by 69Anonymous420911HailHydra October 14, 2018

Tit Up

The act of a girl letting you feel their breasts on a night out

“Ellie insisted I had a tit up last night”

by Lynny79 August 30, 2019

Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014