A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

Cheeky Texas Style

When a drunk guy eats a girl's ass while wearing a plastic 10 gallon Texas hat

John: You'll never believe this! I ate her out cheeky Texas style!
Mike: Dude, no way!

by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020

albany texas

Nobody cares. Search for Eastland, Texas.

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.

by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020

Lometa Texas

a small town full of annoying twinks

Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now

by wackassrat November 2, 2020