by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022
Get the Biggest turd in the world mug.When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
by URSALT August 17, 2020
Get the turd whittling mug.A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.
by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020
Get the Turd mug.Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023
Get the Turd Bang mug.When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024
Get the Turd ballsack mug."flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
by GSchruth November 19, 2011
Get the Flipping Turds mug."Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"
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