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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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Out at the right time

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.
David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".
by ursaggynan January 11, 2022
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Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni
Have you left and righted it from work yet?
by Double busy October 11, 2019
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poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
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Right

No you're right man I totally get it.... But... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to test my mettle against the horde in real time.
Hym "No, you're absolutely right.

Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."

Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Right 85

A phrase often used to confirm a very true statement. The 85 stands for a statement being "right" 85 times over.
Person 1: Sarah Palin is a babe!
Person 2: Right 85, dude!
by Nicholash April 7, 2011
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Right Wing

the section of a political party that advocates for free enterprise, private ownership, and culturally traditional value. Some fight against abortion, communism, and the act of teaching kids of any sex-related topic. Some fight for Individual freedom, stopping human and children trafficking, economic freedom, and more. Most people that tend to lead right wing are often fired from jobs and openly discriminated against just for saying their beliefs. These people include; Nick Bosa, Kelsey Grammer, Karl Malone, James Earl Jones, and more. It is often a saying that people who lead to the right are more racist. While people do think this, there is actually more racism on the left wing due to mainly white people telling POC who lean right that they should just fall in line and listen to them. We see this a lot more today than in the last 20 years due to POC speaking out about this and gaining more conservative views.

In conclusion, the right is not as bad as people see on the media.
"Right Wing? doesn't that mean you're.. you know?"
"A person with logical sense based on my culture, yes."
"I knew it!"
by mad_huh? March 22, 2024
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